Mr. and Mrs. Whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. Mr. Whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to his wife, "Let's swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.
Mr. Whale was enraged that they were going to get away and told his wife, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized that she was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look," she said, "I went along with the blowjob, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen!"
He said to his wife, "Let's swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.
Mr. Whale was enraged that they were going to get away and told his wife, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized that she was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look," she said, "I went along with the blowjob, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen!"