25.08.2016 09:45:39 ( 93859 )
Bob Dole, Newt Gingrich, and Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.
Saint Peter met them at the Pearly Gates and welcomed them. "All you have to do is answer one question and you will enter the Gates of Heaven!"
"Me first!" Gingrich said. He stepped up and Saint Peter smiled at him and said, "You have come to a place where all are equal, Republican and Democrat. To get in, you just have to spell God."
Gingrich said "G-O-D" and Saint Peter opened the gate.
"Me next!" said Bob Dole, stepping up. "You have come to a place where all are equal, rich or poor. Just spell LOVE."
Dole said "L-O-V-E" and Saint Peter opened the gate.
Finally, it was Hillary's turn. She said, "I'm so glad to be here. Finally, I get to be a place where I can be judged for who I am, not my sex." Saint Peter smiled at her and said, "You have come to a place where all are equal, men or women. Just spell Czechoslovakia."