13.11.2009 13:55:24 ( 32139 )
The time for couple English jokes has just come. Read and enjoy!
During a recent password audit in a major corporation, or more likely a bank, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital.
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" breast, 24" stomach, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, Everyone say, "Oh My God."